BINGO

I FOUND WHAT I WANNA DO IN LIFE.

I was surfing yahoo as usual and clicked on '6 Unusual High-Paying Careers'. this is what I'd love to do:

Fashion Consultant/Personal Shopper

Among those who care about their appearance, many are born with amazing taste; some have to work for it. Fashion designers and consultants help those who can afford personal attention to transform their image. You can be the one to consult on hair, makeup, and fashion--and then be the one to take your clients shopping. Get career training through an associate's or bachelor's degree program in fashion design. Top earners in the fashion design trades in 2007 took home $121,640 on average.

HOW.
COOL.

but I can't really, since i'm doing a degree in communication. haha. but getting paid to shop! getting a high pay for being a shopaholic; being paid well for having a disorder (you have to go out with me to understand that it is classified under 'disorder' in my case'). won't that be just fierce? yes I used the word fierce, ala Christian Siriano.

but then i'd probably have to deal with sickening, snooty rich people. :( whom I actually hate a lot.

but who cares I'M BEING PAID TO SHOP.

1912

Ever since the 1997 release of Titanic, I think i've watched the show like eight thousand times. and i've cried my eyes out eight thousand times.

Titanic was showing on Star Movies just now and it was the first time in years since i've watched it. and yes, I cried my eyes out. To those who have never watched the highest grossing film of all time, what's wrong with you?! you know who you are!

what a sad story. about 1500 people on the ship that 'God himself couldn't sink' died on that fateful night on 14 April 1912. ugh. I dont wanna think about it, it's really depressing.

I NEED TO WATCH FRIENDS NOW!

Happy Boxing Day!

I did something crazy today.

my sister wanted me to follow her to the hairdresser's and asked me to do something to my hair cos she doesnt wanna sit there alone. so, I did this:




turned myself into a Japanese anime character. haiya!

=D I like it a lot. probably the wildest/most daring thing i've done to my hair. which would mean that my mom'd wanna kill me. she hasn't seen it yet. haha yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah. I kinda scared myself in the bright sunshine today. cos bright purple on close to jet-black hair makes me look (like my sister says) poisonous.

I'm afraid after the purple fades i'm gonna look like a monster. cos she bleached my highlights. we'll see how it goes. but at the moment i'm psyched. I told you I should live in Japan, where people do weird things to their appearances.

you know what is freakier than my hair though? the fact that 2009 will be in a mere 6 days' time.

wow.

25

HAPPY CHRISTMAS, ALL!

:)

lazy Tuesday

I was on yahoo and came across some videos.

This one's 'How to break up a cat fight'.

How To Break Up A Cat Fight @ Yahoo! Video

And this is just amazingly freaky:

Poltergeist Birds

Poltergeist Birds @ Yahoo! Video

BANG!

FCC gathering was great, as usual. the poolside smelt like pee (or hamsters, according to Alvin) but it was still great fun. haaa!

semi-drunk/drunk are fun to watch.

we should do this more! CHAR you better come the next time. kovan again next!

=D

Dancers

I am a big The Killers fan and I have dancing (or jumping around) to this song in my room for the past few days.

what a brilliant performance rah!



and it's even more awesome that they used it for this year's Victoria's Secret fashion show. and i'm a hardcore fan of the latter. that's why i'm gonna tell you now that YOU SHOULD CATCH IT COS IT IS COOLZXZX AND PRETTY AND SHINY.

my favourite part.



Miranda Kerr and Alessandra Ambrosio ftw, ftw, ftwwwwwwwwwwww.

10 Days

Just like that, i'm back.

=(

I started to miss Japan even before I left.

I can so see myself living there - The people there put so much effort into dressing up. Just as well, i'm vain as hell and i love to dress up. at least when i wore my boots there no one stared. but then again i learnt a while ago not to care here in singapore any more. =D oh but of course to school i'll dress like a 'normal person', like what my sister calls it.

the fashion there is amazing. 95% of people wear boots there. i felt like i was in my element cos i have this love affair with boots. oh and big curly hair. i have been inspired to not care about what people think about what i wear cos fashion is so subjective. having said that, i will try not critize people's dressing again (operative word being 'try').

I think people in singapore should improve their self-image - going to town in tshirts, shorts and slippers is plain embarrassing. but then again maybe people living in colder areas have more options; and people here are just too lazy to be creative.

and the food. do you know how much i ate? there was one night where i ate 5 plates of beef. there were 2 pieces and each and i could still eat after the 5th plate. but i was pushing it. haha.

but you know what is the single most awesome tasting thing EVER?

kobe beef.

when i bit into it i thought i died and went to heaven. nothing i say here is going to do justice to it.

but i think the best part of the trip was that it snowed. every singaporean's dream come true. and not like for just 1 day like that time i went to Cananda, but it snowed for days and the feeling is crazy. so surreal. the white blankets of snow on fields and roads tied in with the very elaborate christmas decorations. the perfact white christmas. the trees were like those you saw in christmas postcards.

it was as if someone up there was holding a giant sift and shaking icing sugar all over the land. we got to snow mobile up a mountain and though my fingers and toes were numb from the frigid air, it was the most incredible feeling looking across white mountain ranges.

oh yes. and of course we, being a 150% singaporean, made it a point to buy Burberry Blue Label. the fact that it's sold ONLY in Japan won my mom and my sister over. my mom got one, my sister got 3 (yes) and my mom got me one for my birthday. =D i love my mommy. it's about 400-500 SGD each. so yeah we spent a WHOLE LOT OF MONEY this trip it's not even funny.

there is so much to say about Hokkaido/Tokyo. i dont think i can ever capture the essence, try as i may. so i will post pictures up soon. =)

YAY FOR TMR.

for I am flying off! =D i've been counting down the days. FINALLY going somewhere far after so long.

and on my desktop I have:


a timer! how exciting to see the seconds ticking away.

sigh packing is such a hassle; especially if you leave it to the last minute like me. I really DON'T want to forget to bring something.

alright I'd better get back to it.

SEE YOU GUYS WHEN I GET BACK! =D

EPIC

I absolutely CANNOT wait for this:



oh my first love.

Flawed.

you know how sometimes when you listen to a particular song, it makes you feel a certain way; like you feel exactly how you felt when you first heard it, or like you remember exactly what the situation was when you first fell in love with it?

sometimes i do get these bouts of nostalgia and i just get transported back in time to a place where i felt the most connected to a song. this overwhelming feeling just washes over me and time stops for a while. it's a pleasant feeling and i like it.

i know i sound a little crazy right now (and a little cheesy in a moment, watch for it) but i suddenly had this revelation about how music is really the food of MY soul. yes i know Shakespeare intended it to be the food of love but 'soul' kinda sums up many things, doesnt it?

and since we're on crazy things, i realised yesterday at a war exhibition that the whole concept about 'going to war for peace' is complete and utter bullshit. if only other people realised that. some call it 'manifest destiny' or whatever but you know what. you dont NEED bullshit terms like these to justify war cos it's just, very simply, STUPID.

I find it funny that both cause and effect stem from the same source - humans. we complain about things that WE have created.

it's a vicious cycle and i think it's time for bed. cos with each line, i'm sounding more and more like a drunk person. good night world.

Entry of many things

exams are in 2 days and what a sinking feeling it brings. i'm dreading the 5 essay qns that I need to attempt for sociology. 11 chaps. oh god.

but i guess i'll just have to adopt the 'xian ku hou tian' principle since i'm flying off to Hokkaido a day after my exams. so it's a =D for that.

i was supposed to paint my luggage but some people just have problems returning other people their belongings. i am very sore about the fact that i offered my fabric paints to someone who needed them for the UB pageant but now refuses to return them. just because you got first runner up and are pretty doesnt mean you can steal my very expensive paints. bloody get over yourself and please pass them to kevin.

utterly sickening.

moving on to non-repulsive things, I am currently in a fix cos i dunno what to do for my 21st birthday. I was thinking of a chalet. but i dunno where. or if there'll even be vacancy cos i was thinking of booking it on Valentine's day. not intentionally. just that it's a good weekend date. oh and everyone i love is invited. haha. *flips hair

This Wednesday sucks.

I have been in school on a non-school day since 11am, and it's now 15 minutes to 5.

stupid assignment. stupid teacher. she used to be great. but she kinda sucks now. but that's another story.

anyway sarah told me to update. she's now sipping her red bull. and she just put it down again.

i'm about to pull my hair out, i'm so bored.

BLEAH

after being MIA for a while, I have decided to blog with my jittery hands. I have been nursing a wicked flu and have been feeling like hell. missed school for 2 days and 1 project day =(

my body ACHES. I haven't had a decent meal in 3 days and i'm kinda afraid to weigh myself cos i know i've gotten lighter.

exams are in 2 weeks and so is my Hokkaido trip! i'm looking forward to that but it also means that i'm looking forward to my exam. which... is a very weird feeling.

I told my sister that i'm bringing my laptop and got a big shelling from her. she thinks it's no.1 too heavy, no.2 a distraction from the HOLIDAY. she said it was ridiculous that i cannot live without my laptop for 1 1/2 weeks. i got tired of arguing and decided that i'll just make the best out of my ipod touch.

sigh. time to take my medicine and vegetate.

whipped

It is 2.20am.

PROJECT MEETING IN 8 HOURS.

thank you, vista.

windows vista has just made me a very happy person.

very happy. and totally amused.



i downloaded a 'gadget' called MiniTV for the gadgets toolbar on my desktop and i'm currently watching an 80s music channel. and before that i was watching CNN. there're also BBC, nickelodeon, a 70s and 90s music channel, some modelling channel, NASA and some other cool shit.



LOOK IT'S QUEEN!

it's QUEEN.

and there was also def leppard, G&R, Eurythmics, GenesisHOW FREAKING AWESOME IS THAT.

O
M
G

Red, white and blue.

hurray, for Obama is President!

but you know what. i'm waiting to see what is going to happen next. because, as sad as it may be, I sincerely think that America is not as ready for a black president as they think they are.

I hope with all my heart that I am wrong, though. cos Obama is awesome.

OH.MY.GOD.

OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.



OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.
OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.OH.MY.GOD.

I is b1mb0

*flips and twirls hair.

i'm kinda on a gossip girl high right now. anyone else who watches it... NATE AND JENNY?

it's hot, but weird. hi, someone, share my sentiments!

talking about hot, is it just me or has the week been unbelievably humid? like CRAZY hot.

darn nutrition exam tmr.

Z

I spent 5 minutes in the bathroom just now trying to wipe eyeliner stains from under my eye, only to realise that i've been attempting to wipe nights of insufficient sleep off instead. sigh dark areas under the eye are not flattering at all.

anyway, thanks to sarah, she and i are going for some "photoshoot" for SIM's 'R U The New Face?' global education campaign thingy in the atrium tmr. rahrah! if it's gonna be a supremely embarrassing experience i'm never forgiving you.

i hope it's rainy and cold tmr. =D

MASKED

MASKED was crazy fun. except for the part where i had to go back to take my ID. i dont wanna elaborate further, i'm getting mad as it is. *dedication time* but special thanks to Jeremy Chua Wei Yang, for driving me home just to take my ID. chankews very much.

all that craziness aside, it was way fun. cant believe (in a good way) that our beloved kevin seah kah leng won 1st runner up and mr. sexy.



so according to Will, by association, we as kevin's friends, are also sexy.

so here are some shots of us working the sexy:











it was a good night. :)

LOL

things that can make me LOL to myself in my room are threefold:

1. Whose Line is it Anyway

2. Family Guy

3. Beyonce's new name:

Greatness.

I believe that people are wrong about so many things but they don't know it; and possibly never will.
-Me

A circle has no beginning nor does it have an end.
-Jeremy

Blasphemy, blaspheyou, blaspheveryone.
-Will

was pretty much the gist of the deep conversation we had about life at lunch today.

TIRED

yes i am tired. it has been one heckava long week. yes, heckava.

so many deadlines and so little time to finish.

and my throat is still scratchy. i blame my sister and her pineapple tarts. she bakes good stuff i can't help it.

i'm so sticky i need a shower.

MASKED in 4 days, yay.

October's Saturday

first of all, happy birthday lena! =)

last night was fun. we should do that more. i miss the times when we used to do nothing but this - sit and talk for hours and hours and hours about what is was like in school and who's a bitch and who's not. haha. i think we spent the majority of the night laughing at sze who was high on 1/4 cup of choya. no wait. she was high even before she drank. just being at the alcohol section of cold storage was enough.

it's amazing i'm up so early blogging about this considering we went home at about 1 and by the time i hit the sack it was 4. but my new goal is not to wake up in the afternoons on weekends anymore. cos it feels like you've slept the entire day away already and it's a really really lousy feeling.

i want to shopping but i dont wanna spend money and i hate window shopping.

munchies.

it's a known fact that i dont sleep early. much to my mom's exasperation.

so very often i get hungry in the middle of the night and go to bed with a very annoyed stomach which vents it's anger on the gastric juices.

so i decided that i'd buy a nice little tupperware and some snacks to store in my room. i went to robinson's to get a lockandlock one and then went to marks and spencer's for the snacks. i started out with an organic pack of shortbread cookies, but changed my mind when i saw the colourful animal cracker bag.

i was on the way to the casher when Alvin drew my attention to the most heavenly flavoured bag of potato chips - Roasted Beef and Onion.

at that point i think i spasmed a bit.

so i bought it.

and THEN! i realised that i had a problem - i bought a tupperware that would not house both my animal crackers and potato chips. so i decided to go back to robinson's, which, at that point i refered to as 'Rocks and Spenson's'. apparently i couldnt decide if i should say 'marks and spencer' or 'robinson's'.

SO YAY now i have a box that has two compartments - the animal crackers sit on one side and the beefy potato chips on the other. it's like a heaven box.

blooper queen

I am making a public apology to my COM317 group mates. i'm sincerely sorry for not being able to control my laughter during our filming. you guys could've gone home earlier. i'm sorry, but everything was just too damn funny.

but I REALLY AM SO SORRY! i know you guys were laughing along but deep down you all wanted to stab me, i could feel it. cos at that point i wanted to stab me too. but i have to say, these 2 days were so fun. so thank you, i'm sorry!

;)

25thOct

'MASKED' is in 2 weeks and tension is brewing on facebook... so far we've only got a Kevin Seah and an Andrew Tham group. since i'm part of the coordinating team for Kevin Seah (as photoshop IC), i am responsible for inviting more people and i THINK i'm also responisible for making him look good on picture? haha. but maybe no need lah, we agree that kevin is gonna kill the competition with his red shirt. hor, sarah?

how very exciting. this is gonna be fun.

Horse

hotmail 0 - 1 gmail

BOO HOTMAIL.

is anyone else having problems? your mail doesnt open no matter how many times you click on it. it's quite a sickening feeling when you see so many unread mails in your inbox but you cant do anything about it.

on a much lighter note, lunch at boon tong kee was amusing. we got there in a car that janis was driving, and today was the first time in a very long time where i actually put on the seatbelt sitting at the back. poor jeremy was freaking out. cos it's his car haha.

so after almost hitting a bus, a black car and barney's car, we arrived at BTK (where the floor was crazy oily so sarah took advantage of it and started dancing) and ordered our stuff.

during the course of the meal we talked about the strangest things. from people with fake accents (yes, again) to hysterectomy, sperms and horses. i wont elaborate due to it's explicit nature but we were laughing so hard i think the rain stopped.

thanks to my very dear and mad friends, i think uni is the most fun i've had school-wise.

post 205: my boring saturday afternoon

what a supremely boring saturday afternoon.

i woke up at 10.30, ate, sat down on the bed to watch tv only to end up falling asleep. till about 1 plus when it was time for lunch. how. eventful.

i was supposed to go shopping with my mom but she's having a swim now. but i think it's better anyway, since i'm actually working towards not being a shopaholic.

not.

last night at cafe del mar was fun. although you cant see shit cos it was so dark and i think alcohol hates me as much as i hate it. but it was cosy and we had our NO-FREAKING-WAY-ARE-YOU-SERIOUS girl talks. so fun. lena post pictures soooooooooooooooooooooooon. and happy belated birthday colin!

so humid it is so humid help help it's so humid. i just finished like 2 rounds of Wii tennis, 1 round of baseball and 3 rounds of golf. no wonder it's so hot.

haha-post

Alvin: eh! if i poured a whole bottle of this (points to chili+soya sauce combo sitting in a saucer) into your drink and dared you to drink it for 1000 bucks, would you?

me: err yeah $1000 i will!

Alvin: wah really ah! you'll probably get like salt cancer or something.

salt cancer.

Bitch post no.72483156

you know what i think. like what i really think.

girls that go to clubs and rub themselves up on as many guys as possible are disgustingly insecure about themselves. i think it's really unfortunate that they need such 'acceptance'. in case you're wondering why i'm getting into this now it's cos i've seen too many 'party' pictures on facebook.

they have these obscene poses and every picture is with a different guy wrapped around them. what the hell are you trying to prove? that you're incable of having any dignity? people like that piss me off although it's actually REALLY none of my business.

i mean it's cool if you're just with your bunch of friends having fun being goofy but the pictures i've seen... god they have a lot of nerve whoring on facebook.

oh and i just took out an entire paragraph about fake accents (well since we're on pet peeves) cos i am verging on Epic Bitch i think. but yeah that would've been fun huuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

stupid people with fake accents should just... RAH.

HEAT

ok that's enough excitement for the night.

i went to watch Mama Mia for the second time and enjoyed it just as much as the first. maybe even better this time. haha it's always fun watching this kinda show with family where everyone grew up with Abba.

after that we decided to drive past the F1 track to see if we were lucky enough to see anything. and i got a video of a red car. it's either the honda or the ferrari. let's hope it's the latter haha. we were INSANELY excited in the car.

we heard the F1 cars from so far away; and it kinda blew our eardrums when we were right beside the track. that is some sexy loud noise. oh goddd the adrenaline was fantastic. we were quite mad in the car, paul, my sister, cousin and i.

the after effects of so much adrenaline? i am feeling quite 'sehhh' now. and a shower is in order.

Ronald

half-way through dinner, alvin, who was sitting across from me suddenly looked behind me and exclaimed,

'EH ronald's here!!'

'who is ronald?'

'you turn, it's ronald!'

and i did: -



stupidfatty.

200.

sometimes i feel so useless.
______________helpless.
______________hopeless.

$

you know when people say that they are shopaholics they're probably just passing a remark.

but i'm telling you now. i AM a shopaholic. a real one. and i think it's a problem.

everytime i go out i'll buy something. i have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too many shopping trips. but you know what i think. i think it's cos i used to hate shopping when i was little. my girly, insane-shopaholic-y alter ego is putting up a crazy fight.

SIM's got this bazaar going on now and i spent a good 1/2 to 1 hr there. they have all the pretty dresses and clothes and everything pretty and pretty and all that pretty stuff.

and us girls all got something today - barney, jiajia, sarah, ting ting and i all got dresses. this is just day one of three of the bazaar.

I AM SHOPPING IN SCHOOL WHATTHEHELLMANWHATTHEHELL.

an ode to Joyce

my dear friend jiajia.

she is known as the boo-boo queen to us in school - the one who pronounces 'cinnamon' as 'ci-mer-nen' or 'cin-na-mum' or 'ce-mer-ner-men'. pronunciation may vary. yes, they may still vary. my dear friend jiajia is also very entertaining cos she does funny hand gestures and chokes when you ask her to play the 'roaring game'.

my friend jiajia -

[ua!l!am] Permanently blue for you. says (10:52 PM):
so this is what joyce said
 
[ua!l!am] Permanently blue for you. says (10:52 PM):
Jia Jia says: (10:51:42 PM)
ohh...well then if that's the case i can burn it for her in a dick

feli/ Polaris says (10:52 PM):
HAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

feli/ Polaris says (10:53 PM):
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[ua!l!am] Permanently blue for you. says (10:54 PM):
hahaha.

[ua!l!am] Permanently blue for you. says (10:54 PM):
share the joy. haha.

feli/ Polaris says (10:54 PM):
share the joyce.

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so i couldn't resist:

feli/ Polaris says (10:54 PM):
jiajia can you teach me how to burn stuff in a dick?

Jia Jia says (10:55 PM):
i'm not talking to you ....*bleah* it's DISK!!!!! LOL

feli/ Polaris says (10:56 PM):
but the 's' and 'k' SO FAR AWAY from each other on the keyboard!!

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my friend, Jia Jia.

30th

my sister is 30, can you believe it. well, i don't. she certainly doesnt look and BEHAVE like a thirty year old.










HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREAKSIE!

196.

this song just sounds like 'RAHRAHLAHLAHLAHRAHRAHHHHHLAAALALLRAHHHHH HAH HAH HAH HAH... RAHLAHHHHLAHRAHRAHRAHHHHHHLAHLAHLAHRAHLAHRAHARAHHHHHHHH HAH HAH HAH HAH...'

this... continuous string of noises... especially the chorus.

but i have to say that the PCD sure know how to give a performance.

pwned.

Alvin got owned by the queensway skatepark today.

i got a call from kenneth that fatty fell and smacked his head on the floor and couldn't remember shit. 'hello felicia, alvin fell and hit his head and is suffering from a bit of amnesia right now. can you just talk to him?'

i spent the entire afternoon freaking out very very very badly. kenneth was kind enough to take alvin to the hospital, where he started remembering what day it was.

they did a scan and it turns out that he had a concussion. but other than that he's fine. they have to keep him there for a 12-hr observation though. so i brought him my DS and ipod touch. oh and a mooncake. haha in a paperbag with a green handle with a rose tied there. :)

it was scary when he didnt remember where his parents were and if he had school tmr. (for a list of things that alvin could not remember, click 'kenneth' to you right) fatty please DON'T do that to me again.

oh but his mom confiscated his board so i think he should be quite injury-free for a while. haha

and ken, thanks for taking care of alvin. i appreciate it. and sorry if i half-yelled at you to bring him to the doctor's but i was crazy-worried. i so sound like his mom now but what the heck, just THANKS a million.

I LOVE FAIL BLOG

'Honking Fail'


thank you fail blog for making me feel like a fool laughing to myself all the time.

doing crazies.

ever since i've come to SIM i think i've became a little madder. like i do more stupid things.

but then again.

i think that's wrong to say. so let's try again.

ever since i've known SARAH HADI DEVARAJ i think i've become a little madder. i do stupid things when i'm around her cos she's perpetually in a 'high on red bull' state. i think she has super powers cos everyone else whom i previously thought were reserved and 'normal' all become just a little wilder when sarah is around.

and i have pictures to prove that she makes people do crazy things:





there are more lah but they are all with her. MANY MORE. i'll get them one day and post them here.

for now, here are friday's pictures. we were on a friday high!


ok i must explain the spastic poses (the first picture too). the arts club was beside us and they were kinda promoting the arts fair that they're gonna have. so they dressed up in beanies, tank tops/baggy jeans and bling blings and were doing the 'yo-yo's and the 'what's up, please come to our arts fair' in a jay chou way (this is in NO WAY a compliment) so we wanted to make fun of them. but we couldnt have done much anyway since they are already are already making a fool out of themselves themselves. yes themselves themselves.

and this is ting ting being ting ting. hahaha



germy looking like the paparazzi just offended him.

stealing a shot with freshly-cut hair boy. who is quite shy.

girls doing what girls do best in the toilet. besides peeing and stuff, you know.


=D

what's your point?

i was bored yesterday some i went round looking for cursors. and my cursor line up is as so now:

for the normal one -


for when it's 'waiting' -

this is actually from some DS yoshi game. (that's just me trying to sound cooler than i actually am. the real name of the game is Yoshi's Island. and you collect these flowers in every stage! they rotate from left to right. hee)

and for the links -


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Irony

I am officially offended.

but then again that is an understatement.

my bleah-o-meter for a certain something has just gone crazy.

rubbish i tell you. rubbish.

Sunday

is anyone feeling as bored as I am right now?

but of course you are, you're here! =D

HAPPY SUNDAY!


!edit

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.


The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.



you gotta love stupidity like this baby.

Day 1 of Fall Semester'08

my teacher for COM317 class (intro. to business and professional comm.) told each group to write a 'speech'. it can be in chronological order/complex to simple/known to unknown etc etc. stuff like that. so our group decided to fool around with 'chronological order' and this was what we came up with:

How to kill a chicken for consumption.

First, set up a freedom restricting device (FRD) using some tantalizing chicken feed ala worm. Next, await the grand arrival and consumption of feed ala worm by chicken. This crucial step will activate the freedom restricting device (FRD), which will restrict the freedom of the chicken.

Then, we will slowly and carefully lift up the FRD with the non-master hand, and we will reach in with our master hand to apply a vice-like grip to the chicken's walking apparatus (WA).

Adjust and enhance to a comfortable yet firm grip. Using your non-master hand, apply another vice-like grip to the other WA. Take note that the above process should be completed within the shortest possible time, because failure to do so will result in the repetition of the whole process and the unfavourable freedom of the chicken.

Next, transfer your master hand to the head supporting apparatus (HSA) of the chicken with your thumb perpendicular to the ground, and parallel to the force of gravity.

Give the HSA a firm and abrupt clockwise (or counter clockwise) twist, and lift the brain containment unit (BCU) off the HSA housing. Tilt the organ-containment unit (OCU) in the angle of 45.8 degrees to facilitate the excretion of red oxygen carrying fluids.

With a sharpened tool, slit from under the solar plexus all the way down to the waste excretion opening. Empty contents.

Slowly but surely, lower the carcass of the chicken into a pot made of steel, containing liquid made up of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen at a boiling temperature of one degree above ninety-nine degrees.

Remove temperature preservation coating (aka feathers) to expose the porous flesh covering. Finally, consume.

it's nonsense like these that make school cool. =D

Engrish.com

this website is a perfect way to waste your time. but at least you laugh while doing that.

how much caffeine is in their coffee?






haha i was at the website trying to take my mind off school which starts IN EXACTLY EIGHT HOURS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Taking violence to a whole new level

apart from synchronized swimming being the main highlight of the olympics for me, this was pretty darn amusing too:



"Cuba's Angel Matos and his coach were banned for life after Matos kicked the referee in the head following his bronze-medal match disqualification."

oh and:




HAHAHAHAHA

Thursday

first of all, to germy, tingting, jiajia and sarah: you guys are wonderful friends. =) thanks for waiting with me today. and special thanks to alvin fatty tham (*radio dedication) for accompanying me on the drive home. =D =D =D

anyway, i felt prissy today so i chickened out of paint ball. and a good thing too, since most (especially kev) were bruised pretty badly. the wounds were so bad they looked like shingles. EW. but i still had fun watching from the sidelines with kerri and joel. great fun.

the bbq was going pretty fine and dandy until the stupid security guards at the gardens @ bishan condo rained on our parade. 'eh sorry, der resident not here you kannot barbecue. you have to pack up by 8.30 and leave.' excuse me you already called the resident and she gave authorization why can't you bloody close one eye? we had to move the party to kerri's but i had to leave cos it'll be so late by the time i got home. so yeah, jonno i'm sorry and happy birthday haha!

i smell of rain water, smoke and sweat. shower, please.

P.S. YAY MY VICTORIA SECRET JEANS HAVE ARRIVED AND I'M VERY PLEASED.

Random-pictures post

everytime i go out i take pictures of ridiculous and/or hilarious stuff if i happen to come across any. so i thought i'd share these few. i have many more but i have to find them:


dr henry ho can clean the top row of your teeth and remove your bottom jaw.


and this is just some cute, fat cat in a pet shop at holland v pressing its face against the cage. i thought it was so cute that its doing that. isnt it so cute?


what every lego packaging needs - a creepy old man playing with its contents.


my sister works in aviva and they had some event that had cheerleading (like wth, i know). i took this off the aviva magazine and it required a lot of effort cos i couldnt stop laughing. look at where the guy's hands are.

i have one picture of a guy in weird, tight, tablecloth looking pants that i cannot find. but for now... hahahaha.

Waste.

over the course of 5 days, i've done some pretty stupid things.

you know what? that was a severe understatement.

but i've managed to 'reverse' the process. sort of... it's a VERY stupid thing i did. so stupid that i dont even wanna say it here. haha. too mind-numbingly embarrassing.

anyway, school'll commence in about a week and i've not even gotten my books. oh and it turns out that crazy professor gave me a B for persuasion so i guess he's not THAT crazy after all. but the fact remains that it takes 95% to get an A in his class so he is still crazy. i need to expand my vocabulary.

i'm quite successful at sticking to my current resolution of not driving my car until school starts. i wanna save money and the Earth. i've been restraining myself when i go out too - there are so many things that i want but didn't buy, so many pricey places that i wanna eat at but didn't. ALL BECAUSE OF THE STUPID THING THAT I DID.

so bored. i'm about to fall asleep but i haven't showered.

Good day, sunlight.

Jason Mraz - Who Needs Shelter


i have this sudden thing for Jason Mraz.

XOXO

ok so i'v moved on to a new chick-tv series. my One Tree Hill season 5 is taking too long to be released on dvd.

enter Gossip Girl.

lykohmagawshright.

my guilty pleasure. yes now you all know. i love high school-ish, teenage drama type shows.

and you know what... i might just be having a celebrity crush on Blake Lively.

180

so it turns out that the tickets to fly to aussie right now cost a bomb. a very nuclear sized bomb, thanks to airport tax, which is about $600 per person. that's just the airport tax alone! LIKEWTHZOMG.

so we've booked a trip to Hokkaido instead. i'm as thrilled as the last time my parents decided to go to Japan... which is not so. cos i had my heart set in fishing in aussie and driving down the Great Ocean Road (i love the ocean =D). i love aussie in all it's glorious nature... whatever the hell that means.

but having said that, i must tell you that i enjoyed myself a lot the last time i went to Japan; no regrets. i'm guessing this time'll be the same? or maybe even better since it'll be winter and all Singaporeans love snow (well we should!). plus, i get to wear stuff that i'd normally wouldnt wear in Singapore, which is cool cos i'm vain, oh-so very vain. the best snowing encounter i've had was in Whistler, Canada. cos it was near christmas and people were being merry and handing out candy. and it's was SNOWING. like magic.

my flight's on dec 6. yes still a pretty long way away but i actually can't wait to see scenes like these:




so i'm gonna be bringing Diana.



no.




darling alvin gave me this darling camera for our 2yr anniversary and i'm PSYCHED to test it out in Japan.

hey looks like i'm excited to go to Japan after all! YAY!