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Alvin: eh! if i poured a whole bottle of this (points to chili+soya sauce combo sitting in a saucer) into your drink and dared you to drink it for 1000 bucks, would you?

me: err yeah $1000 i will!

Alvin: wah really ah! you'll probably get like salt cancer or something.

salt cancer.

Bitch post no.72483156

you know what i think. like what i really think.

girls that go to clubs and rub themselves up on as many guys as possible are disgustingly insecure about themselves. i think it's really unfortunate that they need such 'acceptance'. in case you're wondering why i'm getting into this now it's cos i've seen too many 'party' pictures on facebook.

they have these obscene poses and every picture is with a different guy wrapped around them. what the hell are you trying to prove? that you're incable of having any dignity? people like that piss me off although it's actually REALLY none of my business.

i mean it's cool if you're just with your bunch of friends having fun being goofy but the pictures i've seen... god they have a lot of nerve whoring on facebook.

oh and i just took out an entire paragraph about fake accents (well since we're on pet peeves) cos i am verging on Epic Bitch i think. but yeah that would've been fun huuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

stupid people with fake accents should just... RAH.

HEAT

ok that's enough excitement for the night.

i went to watch Mama Mia for the second time and enjoyed it just as much as the first. maybe even better this time. haha it's always fun watching this kinda show with family where everyone grew up with Abba.

after that we decided to drive past the F1 track to see if we were lucky enough to see anything. and i got a video of a red car. it's either the honda or the ferrari. let's hope it's the latter haha. we were INSANELY excited in the car.

we heard the F1 cars from so far away; and it kinda blew our eardrums when we were right beside the track. that is some sexy loud noise. oh goddd the adrenaline was fantastic. we were quite mad in the car, paul, my sister, cousin and i.

the after effects of so much adrenaline? i am feeling quite 'sehhh' now. and a shower is in order.

Ronald

half-way through dinner, alvin, who was sitting across from me suddenly looked behind me and exclaimed,

'EH ronald's here!!'

'who is ronald?'

'you turn, it's ronald!'

and i did: -



stupidfatty.

200.

sometimes i feel so useless.
______________helpless.
______________hopeless.

$

you know when people say that they are shopaholics they're probably just passing a remark.

but i'm telling you now. i AM a shopaholic. a real one. and i think it's a problem.

everytime i go out i'll buy something. i have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too many shopping trips. but you know what i think. i think it's cos i used to hate shopping when i was little. my girly, insane-shopaholic-y alter ego is putting up a crazy fight.

SIM's got this bazaar going on now and i spent a good 1/2 to 1 hr there. they have all the pretty dresses and clothes and everything pretty and pretty and all that pretty stuff.

and us girls all got something today - barney, jiajia, sarah, ting ting and i all got dresses. this is just day one of three of the bazaar.

I AM SHOPPING IN SCHOOL WHATTHEHELLMANWHATTHEHELL.

an ode to Joyce

my dear friend jiajia.

she is known as the boo-boo queen to us in school - the one who pronounces 'cinnamon' as 'ci-mer-nen' or 'cin-na-mum' or 'ce-mer-ner-men'. pronunciation may vary. yes, they may still vary. my dear friend jiajia is also very entertaining cos she does funny hand gestures and chokes when you ask her to play the 'roaring game'.

my friend jiajia -

[ua!l!am] Permanently blue for you. says (10:52 PM):
so this is what joyce said
 
[ua!l!am] Permanently blue for you. says (10:52 PM):
Jia Jia says: (10:51:42 PM)
ohh...well then if that's the case i can burn it for her in a dick

feli/ Polaris says (10:52 PM):
HAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

feli/ Polaris says (10:53 PM):
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[ua!l!am] Permanently blue for you. says (10:54 PM):
hahaha.

[ua!l!am] Permanently blue for you. says (10:54 PM):
share the joy. haha.

feli/ Polaris says (10:54 PM):
share the joyce.

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so i couldn't resist:

feli/ Polaris says (10:54 PM):
jiajia can you teach me how to burn stuff in a dick?

Jia Jia says (10:55 PM):
i'm not talking to you ....*bleah* it's DISK!!!!! LOL

feli/ Polaris says (10:56 PM):
but the 's' and 'k' SO FAR AWAY from each other on the keyboard!!

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my friend, Jia Jia.

30th

my sister is 30, can you believe it. well, i don't. she certainly doesnt look and BEHAVE like a thirty year old.










HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREAKSIE!

196.

this song just sounds like 'RAHRAHLAHLAHLAHRAHRAHHHHHLAAALALLRAHHHHH HAH HAH HAH HAH... RAHLAHHHHLAHRAHRAHRAHHHHHHLAHLAHLAHRAHLAHRAHARAHHHHHHHH HAH HAH HAH HAH...'

this... continuous string of noises... especially the chorus.

but i have to say that the PCD sure know how to give a performance.

pwned.

Alvin got owned by the queensway skatepark today.

i got a call from kenneth that fatty fell and smacked his head on the floor and couldn't remember shit. 'hello felicia, alvin fell and hit his head and is suffering from a bit of amnesia right now. can you just talk to him?'

i spent the entire afternoon freaking out very very very badly. kenneth was kind enough to take alvin to the hospital, where he started remembering what day it was.

they did a scan and it turns out that he had a concussion. but other than that he's fine. they have to keep him there for a 12-hr observation though. so i brought him my DS and ipod touch. oh and a mooncake. haha in a paperbag with a green handle with a rose tied there. :)

it was scary when he didnt remember where his parents were and if he had school tmr. (for a list of things that alvin could not remember, click 'kenneth' to you right) fatty please DON'T do that to me again.

oh but his mom confiscated his board so i think he should be quite injury-free for a while. haha

and ken, thanks for taking care of alvin. i appreciate it. and sorry if i half-yelled at you to bring him to the doctor's but i was crazy-worried. i so sound like his mom now but what the heck, just THANKS a million.

I LOVE FAIL BLOG

'Honking Fail'


thank you fail blog for making me feel like a fool laughing to myself all the time.

doing crazies.

ever since i've come to SIM i think i've became a little madder. like i do more stupid things.

but then again.

i think that's wrong to say. so let's try again.

ever since i've known SARAH HADI DEVARAJ i think i've become a little madder. i do stupid things when i'm around her cos she's perpetually in a 'high on red bull' state. i think she has super powers cos everyone else whom i previously thought were reserved and 'normal' all become just a little wilder when sarah is around.

and i have pictures to prove that she makes people do crazy things:





there are more lah but they are all with her. MANY MORE. i'll get them one day and post them here.

for now, here are friday's pictures. we were on a friday high!


ok i must explain the spastic poses (the first picture too). the arts club was beside us and they were kinda promoting the arts fair that they're gonna have. so they dressed up in beanies, tank tops/baggy jeans and bling blings and were doing the 'yo-yo's and the 'what's up, please come to our arts fair' in a jay chou way (this is in NO WAY a compliment) so we wanted to make fun of them. but we couldnt have done much anyway since they are already are already making a fool out of themselves themselves. yes themselves themselves.

and this is ting ting being ting ting. hahaha



germy looking like the paparazzi just offended him.

stealing a shot with freshly-cut hair boy. who is quite shy.

girls doing what girls do best in the toilet. besides peeing and stuff, you know.


=D

what's your point?

i was bored yesterday some i went round looking for cursors. and my cursor line up is as so now:

for the normal one -


for when it's 'waiting' -

this is actually from some DS yoshi game. (that's just me trying to sound cooler than i actually am. the real name of the game is Yoshi's Island. and you collect these flowers in every stage! they rotate from left to right. hee)

and for the links -


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Irony

I am officially offended.

but then again that is an understatement.

my bleah-o-meter for a certain something has just gone crazy.

rubbish i tell you. rubbish.