Suggestions.

Dear Ris Low,

Seriously?

I mean, SERIOUSLY?

Your immaturity is amazing. Also, you should try (I know it'll be really hard for you but at least TRY) to get it into your thick skull that nothing you do can possibly get people to forget that you STOLE MONEY, you freak.

The poor writer of the Sunday Times. Trying hard to conceal the scoff in his writing while attempting to be impartial. I feel for him.

No one really cares about the Miss World competition anyway, do they? So here's a suggestion - take your nauseating pageant smile along with your shit-English and fling your sorry ass off a cliff.

Sincerely,
Felicia