Eureka!

i just had this crazy revelation.

i would love to have a gay friend.

first of all, they are really tidy people (i'm stereotyping here but you know they are!). second of all, they can be your girlfriend (think of all the shopping. plus, you get honest guy-opinions) AND be your guide to what guys generally want.

and the best part - because they like men, you can be sure to have a perfectly platonic relationship with them. this'll be really good for girls who have insecure boyfriends.

did i just formulate an awesome plan or what?

i should audition people like paris hilton and her BFF show.

oh and if i happen to offend anyone (be it about the gay stuff or the fact that i am SO CORNY), i dunno if i should apologise since it's 3.03am. not much works up there in me noggin' as it is, let alone at this hour.